Not gonna waste anytime and delve straight in, if you want outght explained then ask a question in the comments and I'll answer it but I think it's a fairly straight forward "block" of troops.
Grubgut ZZZZZaaaap!Grubgut: Goblin Level 10 Shamen with a mace (58 pts)
Grubgut ZZZZZaaaap! is the Grinnin' Moonz hyperactive Shamen with a nervous twitch, often found making "herbal teas" to sooth his mood or alternative brews that have the total opposite effect.
The funny little fellow makes these brews from all manner of twigs, roots, herbs, fungi, small animals and bodily fluids/waste. They all get popped into a boiling cauldron, get stired with his mace handle and served up in a small clay drinking bowel produces from his furry little pants after sticking his hands into them and having a bit of rumage around. Never, under any circumstances, should you ever faccept a drink from Grubgut.
Grinnin Moonz and Jango Bob Update
Grinnin Moonz: + shields (11pts)
The idiots left their shields at home last time!
NB: I didn't have the points for these shields last month but have painted them up this month so I'm adding them in now as an "upgrade". Sadly I only have 11 of these shields but the "minimum of 50% armed with" rule means they can all count as having them so I've paid the points foir all 20 inclduing Jango Bob to have them.
Skagrats's Stoopendus Stunntie Stabbaz
Skagrat: Goblin Level 15 Hero with a double-handed weapon, hand weapon, javelins and heavy armour. (46pts)
Skagrats's Stoopendus Stunntie Stabbaz: 24 Goblins with spears, hand weapons, javelins, light armour and shields. The unit has a Standard Bearer & Musician. (125pts)
Da Loonies: 3 Goblin Fanatics with Ball & Chains. (90pts)
Shortly after meeting Grubgut at the Grinnin' Moonz Maraudaz camp, Lagruk noticed a plume of smoke rising in the distance.
"Wats Dat?" he asked.
"Ooooooo" said Jango Bob "Dats cumin from da Stunntie town".
"Stunties?" roared Lagruk, "lets go take a look".
As the fledgling Warband neared what was the Dwarf settlement of "Stone Bridge", near the Western borders of Hochland, the way was bared by a rabble of Goblins on the outskirts of the now ruined town.
"Ooo're yooz?" asked one Goblin wearing far too much armour and holding a big sword.
"Ooo wants to kna?" replied Lagruk.
"We got ordaz from Da Boss, dis is our pickings, no trespassas" replied the Goblin.
"You what" bellowed Lagruk "I've had anuff of dis, chaaaaaarrrrggggeeeeee!"
"Let 'em have it" cried the Goblin (later identified to Lagruk as Skagrat).
Out of the rabbble span two crazed Gobbos, swinging ball & chains. They careened towards Lagruk and his Boyz but then, at the last minute veered off in different directions directions. They span this way and that until one went tottering back into the Goblins, another into the Maraudaz, spalttering brains and body parts everywhere, Skagrat bearly avoiding one of the a whirling balls of death himself.
They carried on spinning wildly span around until they creashed into each other, ending in a big sticky mess.
"You's got anymore of dem?" inquired Lagruk?
"Maybe" answered said Skagrat with little enthusiasm after his narrow escape from becoming a gooey pulp, "Wanna meet da Boss?".
Lagruk looked down at what used to be two of his Boyz, now just a green and black mush.
"Ummmmm, yeah gowon en" he replied.................................
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